I discovered why the program wasn’t working. Evidently it only works on wordpress.ORG, which is software-enabled, and not wordpress.COM, which is this free website I use. Problem solved. Now where did I put my “What the hell is SEO and do I really need to care” guidebook?
I just installed a free program called WordPress SEO. This is a post to see if it does anything. So far I see no difference. What do I do now?